Intolerable Cruelty 2003 quotes, page 2

37 quotes · 9 characters
Intolerable Cruelty (2003) poster
Characters
The Baron Jonathan Hadary · 21 quotes
Miles Massey George Clooney · 18 quotes
Marylin Rexroth 11 quotes
Wrigley Paul Adelstein · 9 quotes
Freddy Bender Richard Jenkins · 6 quotes
Gus Petch Cedric the Entertainer · 5 quotes
Bonnie Donaly Stacey Travis · 1 quote
Donovan Donaly Geoffrey Rush · 1 quote
Herb Myerson Tom Aldredge · 1 quote

Most scenes together: Miles Massey & The Baron (14), Marylin Rexroth & The Baron (8), Miles Massey & Marylin Rexroth (7)

Intolerable Cruelty quotes

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Wrigley

Uh, I'll just have a, um, salad, please. Um, baby field greens.

Nero's Waitress

What did you call me?

Wrigley

Uh, no, I-I... I-I didn't call you anything.

Nero's Waitress

You want a salad?

Wrigley

Yeah. Do you... Do you have a, uh, green salad?

Nero's Waitress

What the **** color would it be?

Wrigley

Why are we eating here?

Nero's Waitress

What's his problem?

Miles Massey

Just bring him an iceberg lettuce and a mealy tomato wedge smothered with French Dressing.

Nero's Waitress

And for you?

Miles Massey

Ham sandwich on stale rye bread. Lots of mayo, easy on the ham.

Nero's Waitress

Slaw Cup?

Miles Massey

What the hell.

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Gus Petch
[last lines]

We gonna make you laugh, we gonna make you cry, but most of all, we gonna

Gus Petch
[with audience]

nail your ass!

Audience
[chanting]

Nail your ass! Nail your ass! Nail your ass!

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Marylin Rexroth
[The tape is being shown in court of Gus busting Rex cheating on Marylin. Watching it, she cries on cue and is comforted by Bender. However, Miles isn't fooled by this.]

I'm devastated. Completely devastated.

Freddy Bender

No further questions.

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Herb Myerson

I'm going to talk to you about the law. We serve the law. We honor the law. And sometimes, we obey the law. But this is not one of those times.

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Marylin Rexroth

I've invested five good years in my marriage to Rex and I've nailed his ass fair and square. Now I'm going to have it stuffed, mounted, and have my lady friends come over and throw darts at it.

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