Most scenes together: Hudson Hawk & Darwin Mayflower (3), Hudson Hawk & Tommy Five-Tone (3), Hudson Hawk & Anna (3)
Hudson Hawk quotes
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Cardinal (in a confessional) Hit me with your best shot.
Cardinal The Vatican has foiled the advances of pirates and terrorists. We will not lie down for some schmuck from New Jersey.
Eureka, mother****ers!
God, I miss Communism. The Red threat. People were scared, the Agency had some respect, and I got laid every night.
Hey! Old Man! Yeah, you! You come back here without your little Cub Scout army, and I'll kick your Centrally Intelligent Ass up one side of the piazza and down the other!
Hi, I'm being blackmailed into robbing Vatican City by a psychotic American corporation and the C.I.A..
History, tradition, culture... are not concepts! These are trophies I keep in my den as paperweights! The chaos we will cause with this machine will be our final masterpiece!
How am I driving? 1-800-I'm-gonna-****-die!
I'll kill your friends, your family, and the bitch you took to the prom!
I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career.
If Da Vinci were alive today, he'd be eating microwave sushi, naked, in the back of a Cadillac with the both of us.
If the Mario brothers weren't New Jersey's third-largest crime family, I'd say, "Kiss my ass." But considering your status, I will say, "Slurp my butt."