Darwin Mayflower
What can I tell you? I'm the villain.
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This might be hard to believe, but I'm just a regular Joe. I just want to be happy. And happiness comes from the achievement of goals. It's just that when you've made your first billion by the age of 19, it's hard to keep coming up with new ones! But finally, I've got myself a new goal: WORLD DOMINATION!
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6 quotes Darwin Mayflower
Darwin Mayflower
Money isn't everything - gold is. **** T-bills! **** blue chip stocks! **** junk bonds! We've got the real deal! Money will always be paper, but gold will always be GOLD!
Darwin Mayflower
I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career.
Darwin Mayflower
I'll kill your friends, your family, and the bitch you took to the prom!
Darwin Mayflower
If Da Vinci were alive today, he'd be eating microwave sushi, naked, in the back of a Cadillac with the both of us.
Darwin Mayflower
History, tradition, culture... are not concepts! These are trophies I keep in my den as paperweights! The chaos we will cause with this machine will be our final masterpiece!
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So, Hawkmeister. We've got you clothes, a great hotel and a 250,000 lira per diem.
Minerva Mayflower
That's 200 dollars a day. So he can get a hooker and some tequila? Veto, Darwin!
Hudson Hawk
I guess we see who wears the penis in this family.
Hudson Hawk
Look, you Eddie Munster-looking mother****er, someone better explain to me what is going on, or I ain't gonna move another muscle. I want to be treated like an adult!
Darwin Mayflower
That's fair. Now go to your room!
Darwin Mayflower
The last ingredient in the recipe is Da Vinci's model of a helicopter...
Minerva Mayflower
...on display for three days only at the Louvre in Paris.
Hudson Hawk
As opposed to the Louvre in Wisconsin?
Darwin Mayflower
Shut up! You're gonna make me lose my train of thought.
Anna
(drugged)
I'm not a very good damsel in a dress, am I? (manly voice) You must pay the rent! (girly voice) But I can't pay the rent! (makes dolphin noises)
Darwin Mayflower
Yo, Flipper! A "damsel in distress" implies that there is some well-hung Dudley Do-Right galloping up to save you. It ain't gonna happen. Hudson Hawk go boom-boom. He dead.
