I feel like a dolphin who's never tasted melted snow. What does the color blue taste like? Bobo knows! (laughs) I must speak with the dolphins now. Eeeee-eeee-eee-eeeeeee!
Anna
It doesn't mean I don't love you.
Hudson Hawk
Oh, no, you love me! It's your job! You probably love Butterfinger over there.
Anna
Well, yeah, in a weird sort of Catholic way, I do.
Anna
I'm not a very good damsel in a dress, am I? (manly voice) You must pay the rent! (girly voice) But I can't pay the rent! (makes dolphin noises)
Darwin Mayflower
Yo, Flipper! A "damsel in distress" implies that there is some well-hung Dudley Do-Right galloping up to save you. It ain't gonna happen. Hudson Hawk go boom-boom. He dead.
Hudson Hawk
Anna, we're supposed to be saving you.
Anna
I know. I got bored so I saved myself.
Hudson Hawk
You're supposed to be all cracked up at the bottom of the hill!
Tommy Five-Tone
Air bags! Can you **** believe it?
Anna
You're supposed to be blown up into fiery chunks of flesh!
Tommy Five-Tone
Sprinkler system set up in the back! Can you **** believe it?
