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Nick: Are you guys shitting me in there?
Dale: Well, I mean, his dad sold him out for, like...honestly, it was probably nothing to him.
Kurt: Pennies to him.
Dale: The guy's so rich.
Kurt: That would rock me to my core. I mean, have a little empathy, Nick. Please?
Dale: Yeah.
(the following is seen in the extended version only)
Dale: You know what's going on? You're holding a grudge right now.
Nick: Oh, am I?
Kurt: Yes, you do. You're a grudge holder. You do.
Dale: (simultaneously) Yes, you do that. You get all tight, and then you're going to get cancer doing that.
Kurt: You got to let the past be the past.
Nick: I don't want that.
Dale: Let the past be the past.
Kurt: Just let it...let it roll off you.
Nick: (simultaneously) Yeah. The past? We're not in the **** past. We're in the goddamn present. And you guys are...
(end of extended version)
Nick: What are you talking about? You're acting like you have Stockholm Syndrome.
Dale: What is that?
Kurt: Like, jet lag?
Nick: No.
Dale: Dude, do I look tired to you?
Nick: You don't, no.
Kurt: You don't look tired to me.
Dale: I'm fine.
Nick: Stockholm Syndrome's when you bond with your captors, idiots.
Kurt: Oh, okay. Well then, hold on a second. He's the hostage. So, technically, this would be reverse Stockholm Syndrome.
Nick: Yes, true.
Dale: Yeah, and we don't have that. Okay? He's just a really, really, really, really, really likable guy. I like him a lot.
Kurt: He's really likable.
Dale: He's cool. The guy's a winner.
Kurt: That's so true.
Dale: It's so nice to be around a winner for a change.
Kurt: Oh, it feels right Nick! Come on, man.
Nick: Here's what we're gonna do, we're gonna go in there. We're gonna tell him cops were never a part of this plan, and the shit ends now. Let's do it.
(theatrical version)
Nick: Come on!
(extended version)
Kurt: Okay. But you got to hear us out about festering.
Dale: I mean, it's like you can't have a conversation with the guy.
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