Nick
Guys, I'm not gonna kidnap someone based on 9 to 5.
Dean 'MF' Jones: That's because you're Jane Fonda.
Kurt
Ooh, snap.
Dale
That's right, you're the scaredy-cat one. You're always the last to man up about everything. You're dragging your feet.
Dale
What--why are you here if you're not gonna participate?
Nick
First of all, if anyone, I'm the smart one. I'm Lily Tomlin. But I'm not having this conversation
Kurt
Honky, please, I'm Lily **** Tomlin, if anybody is. Sitting in the big chair, giving David O. Russell shit.
Dale
Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's got the 'tude. He's got the 'tude. You're Fonda, man.
Kurt
You're Jane Fonda. That makes you Jane Fonda.
Nick
That makes you Dolly Parton.
Kurt
Ooh.
Dale
Great. Woman's got her own theme park. She's a national treasure.
Kurt
She has two national treasures.
(end of extended version) Dean 'MF' Jones: Can I pose a question to you colonizers?
Nick
Happened a long time ago.
Dean 'MF' Jones: How do you kidnap somebody without them knowing they've been kidnapped?
