(after finding out that Kurt left Bert his own phone instead of the dark phone on the bench) Kurt : Oh... Dale : Oh, shit! So, what phone does he have?! Nick : Bert has Kurt's phone, with our contact information on it. Dale : (starts to hit Kurt) And all the pictures of us from when we used to be friends? Are you kidding me?! Kurt : Easy, easy, easy. Knock it off! Okay, look, this is no big deal, all right? We'll just punt. We'll do it tomorrow. All right? I mean, as long as we don't call the phone, he'll never find it. Nick : He found it. Kurt : What? How? We are screwed. Shit! Dale : Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! I got an idea. I got an idea. (theatrical version) Dale : Okay, call your phone. If he's talking on it, he's not gonna look through it and see all the contacts. Kurt : That's a great idea. Great idea. Here we go. Here we go. Okay. All right. Ahem. (extended version) Dale : Okay, I'm gonna call that phone. If he's talking on it, he's not gonna look through it. Kurt : Yes! Call my phone! Call my number. Good. Dale : All right. All right. What's your number? What's your number? Kurt : You don't know my phone number?! Dale : I don't know my phone number. Kurt : Well, I don't know it. I never call myself. Nick : I know both of your numbers. Area code 323... Kurt : That's all I need. That's all I need. Dale : He just has to do that. Uh, 69 and... Kurt : I got there. I got there. Here we go. Here we go. Okay. All right. Ahem.

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