Most-quoted character in Honeymoon in Vegas (1992): in 7 of its 8 quotes
Most scenes with: Betsy (3)
People get married and then they do the most hideous, unbelievable things to each other.
Jack Singer I dreamt about my mother again last night.
Was she vacuuming naked?
Jack Singer No. She opened her eyes and I said, 'Mom, I'm gonna marry that girl,' and she smiled.
Really?
Jack Singer Yeah. Of course she was naked.
Jack Singer Do you know what a straight flush is? It's like... unbeatable.
"Like unbeatable" is not unbeatable.
Jack Singer Hey, I know that now, okay.
Mahi Mahi My name Mahi. Mahi Mahi.
Jack Singer Like the fish?
Mahi Mahi Yeah. My father was a fisherman.
Jack Singer My father left home when I was 5. That's why I'm named Jack, as in, "Jack tell your mother I'm just going out to get the paper."
Please, sir, if you don't get back in line...
Jack Singer Then, what? I'll be arrested? Put in airport jail?!
Mahi Mahi Chief Orman have pretty big influence around here.
Jack Singer Influence? He lives in a SHACK!
Jack Singer Betsy, hi, so what's the story?
I have to pack.
Jack Singer We can leave! What did you work out?
Um, he's taking me to Hawaii. It's only for a few days.
Jack Singer Come on. You're so like blithe about this all of a sudden, like you don't give a damn.
Of course I give a damn but this was not my idea okay, Jack? Poker was not my idea.
Jack Singer Would you please stop crucifying me with this?
Where's my bag?
Jack Singer He's going to jump all over you the second he gets there.
I won't let him. Oh please, Jack, give me a little credit.
Jack Singer He'll overcome you. What happens if you start screaming? It's like a jungle over there. He probably has servants and bodyguards and believe me they will drug you.
His son is going to be there, Jack. His granddaughter Tiffany will be there.
Jack Singer She knows the kid's name already. Listen, you'll be back Monday?
I don't know. Probably Tuesday or Wednesday.
Jack Singer Tuesday or Wednesday? That's almost a week!
What, you expect us to fly back and forth to Hawaii in 2 days?
Jack Singer Us? Already it's us.
Oh don't be infantile. I'm trying to make the best of this.
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