Honeymoon in Vegas 1992 quotes

8 quotes · 3 characters
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Roy Bacon Burton Gilliam · 1 quote

Most scenes together: Jack Singer & Betsy (3)

Honeymoon in Vegas quotes

Betsy, hi, so what's the story?

I have to pack.

We can leave! What did you work out?

Um, he's taking me to Hawaii. It's only for a few days.

Come on. You're so like blithe about this all of a sudden, like you don't give a damn.

Of course I give a damn but this was not my idea okay, Jack? Poker was not my idea.

Would you please stop crucifying me with this?

Where's my bag?

He's going to jump all over you the second he gets there.

I won't let him. Oh please, Jack, give me a little credit.

He'll overcome you. What happens if you start screaming? It's like a jungle over there. He probably has servants and bodyguards and believe me they will drug you.

His son is going to be there, Jack. His granddaughter Tiffany will be there.

She knows the kid's name already. Listen, you'll be back Monday?

I don't know. Probably Tuesday or Wednesday.

Tuesday or Wednesday? That's almost a week!

What, you expect us to fly back and forth to Hawaii in 2 days?

Us? Already it's us.

Oh don't be infantile. I'm trying to make the best of this.

Mahi Mahi

Chief Orman have pretty big influence around here.

Influence? He lives in a SHACK!

Mahi Mahi

My name Mahi. Mahi Mahi.

Like the fish?

Mahi Mahi

Yeah. My father was a fisherman.

My father left home when I was 5. That's why I'm named Jack, as in, "Jack tell your mother I'm just going out to get the paper."

Ticket agent

Please, sir, if you don't get back in line...

Then, what? I'll be arrested? Put in airport jail?!