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Jack Singer I dreamt about my mother again last night.
Betsy Was she vacuuming naked?
Jack Singer No. She opened her eyes and I said, 'Mom, I'm gonna marry that girl,' and she smiled.
Betsy Really?
Jack Singer Do you know what a straight flush is? It's like... unbeatable.
Betsy "Like unbeatable" is not unbeatable.
Jack Singer Hey, I know that now, okay.
Mahi Mahi My name Mahi. Mahi Mahi.
Jack Singer Like the fish?
Mahi Mahi Yeah. My father was a fisherman.
Jack Singer My father left home when I was 5. That's why I'm named Jack, as in, "Jack tell your mother I'm just going out to get the paper."
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