A scene from Honeymoon in Vegas 1992
Jack Singer

Betsy, hi, so what's the story?

Betsy

I have to pack.

Jack Singer

We can leave! What did you work out?

Betsy

Um, he's taking me to Hawaii. It's only for a few days.

Jack Singer

Come on. You're so like blithe about this all of a sudden, like you don't give a damn.

Betsy

Of course I give a damn but this was not my idea okay, Jack? Poker was not my idea.

Jack Singer

Would you please stop crucifying me with this?

Betsy

Where's my bag?

Jack Singer

He's going to jump all over you the second he gets there.

Betsy

I won't let him. Oh please, Jack, give me a little credit.

Jack Singer

He'll overcome you. What happens if you start screaming? It's like a jungle over there. He probably has servants and bodyguards and believe me they will drug you.

Betsy

His son is going to be there, Jack. His granddaughter Tiffany will be there.

Jack Singer

She knows the kid's name already. Listen, you'll be back Monday?

Betsy

I don't know. Probably Tuesday or Wednesday.

Jack Singer

Tuesday or Wednesday? That's almost a week!

Betsy

What, you expect us to fly back and forth to Hawaii in 2 days?

Jack Singer

Us? Already it's us.

Betsy

Oh don't be infantile. I'm trying to make the best of this.

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