A character in Honeymoon in Vegas (1992)

Betsy quotes from Honeymoon in Vegas (1992)

Sarah Jessica Parker

2nd most-quoted character in Honeymoon in Vegas (1992): in 3 of its 8 quotes
Most scenes with: Jack Singer (3)

Scenes with Betsy

3 scenes

I dreamt about my mother again last night.

Betsy

Was she vacuuming naked?

No. She opened her eyes and I said, 'Mom, I'm gonna marry that girl,' and she smiled.

Betsy

Really?

Yeah. Of course she was naked.

Betsy, hi, so what's the story?

Betsy

I have to pack.

We can leave! What did you work out?

Betsy

Um, he's taking me to Hawaii. It's only for a few days.

Come on. You're so like blithe about this all of a sudden, like you don't give a damn.

Betsy

Of course I give a damn but this was not my idea okay, Jack? Poker was not my idea.

Would you please stop crucifying me with this?

Betsy

Where's my bag?

He's going to jump all over you the second he gets there.

Betsy

I won't let him. Oh please, Jack, give me a little credit.

He'll overcome you. What happens if you start screaming? It's like a jungle over there. He probably has servants and bodyguards and believe me they will drug you.

Betsy

His son is going to be there, Jack. His granddaughter Tiffany will be there.

She knows the kid's name already. Listen, you'll be back Monday?

Betsy

I don't know. Probably Tuesday or Wednesday.

Tuesday or Wednesday? That's almost a week!

Betsy

What, you expect us to fly back and forth to Hawaii in 2 days?

Us? Already it's us.

Betsy

Oh don't be infantile. I'm trying to make the best of this.

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