I dreamt about my mother again last night.
Was she vacuuming naked?
No. She opened her eyes and I said, 'Mom, I'm gonna marry that girl,' and she smiled.
Really?
Yeah. Of course she was naked.
2nd most-quoted character in Honeymoon in Vegas (1992): in 3 of its 8 quotes
Most scenes with: Jack Singer (3)
I dreamt about my mother again last night.
Was she vacuuming naked?
No. She opened her eyes and I said, 'Mom, I'm gonna marry that girl,' and she smiled.
Really?
Yeah. Of course she was naked.
Do you know what a straight flush is? It's like... unbeatable.
"Like unbeatable" is not unbeatable.
Hey, I know that now, okay.
Betsy, hi, so what's the story?
I have to pack.
We can leave! What did you work out?
Um, he's taking me to Hawaii. It's only for a few days.
Come on. You're so like blithe about this all of a sudden, like you don't give a damn.
Of course I give a damn but this was not my idea okay, Jack? Poker was not my idea.
Would you please stop crucifying me with this?
Where's my bag?
He's going to jump all over you the second he gets there.
I won't let him. Oh please, Jack, give me a little credit.
He'll overcome you. What happens if you start screaming? It's like a jungle over there. He probably has servants and bodyguards and believe me they will drug you.
His son is going to be there, Jack. His granddaughter Tiffany will be there.
She knows the kid's name already. Listen, you'll be back Monday?
I don't know. Probably Tuesday or Wednesday.
Tuesday or Wednesday? That's almost a week!
What, you expect us to fly back and forth to Hawaii in 2 days?
Us? Already it's us.
Oh don't be infantile. I'm trying to make the best of this.