The Haunted Mansion 2003 quotes, page 2

43 quotes · 8 characters
The Haunted Mansion (2003) poster
Characters
Jim Evers Eddie Murphy · 24 quotes
Ramsley Terence Stamp · 11 quotes
Master Gracey Nathaniel Parker · 9 quotes
Ezra Wallace Shawn · 5 quotes
Emma Dina Spybey-Waters · 4 quotes
Megan Aree Davis · 4 quotes
Madame Leota Jennifer Tilly · 3 quotes
Sara Evers Marsha Thomason · 3 quotes

Most scenes together: Jim Evers & Megan (4), Jim Evers & Ramsley (3), Jim Evers & Madame Leota (3)

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Master Gracey
[he has just read Elizabeth's real letter]

What's the meaning of this?

Ramsley

Must we continue to listen to the ramblings of a lunatic?

Master Gracey

But it is written in her hand!

Jim

Yeah, it's written in her hand. Explain that, Ramsley!

Master Gracey

Well?!

Ramsley
[after a short silence]

Your union was unacceptable. I tried to warn you, but you wouldn't listen.

Master Gracey

So you killed her.

Ramsley

I told you it would be a mistake to run away with that girl.

Master Gracey

But I loved her! Was love my mistake?!

Ramsley

YES!!! I tried to protect you. All these years, I've sacrificed for you. But what would you understand of sacrifice, duty, or honor? You "loved" her. Well, damn you! Damn you all to HELL!!!

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Megan

But how do we get out of here?

Jim

Yeah, how do we get out of here?

Ezra

Well... um.... there's always... my way!
(cuts to ghost carriage bursting out the wall)

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Megan

They're ghosts, Dad.

Jim

They're not ghosts. We're just having hallucinations from that dinner that we ate. It was that chicken, it didn't taste right.

Emma
[Insulted, Emma turns into mist and re-appears right in front of Jim]

Hey!

Jim

Whoa!

Emma

It's not the chicken!

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Michael Evers
[of the spider]

I don't wanna whack it, Dad!

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Master Gracey
[during the sham wedding ceremony] [extended his hand to Sara]

Elizabeth?

Sara Evers
[Sara glances at Ramsley, remembers he is holding Michael and Megan captive, and plays her part] [takes Gracey's hand]

Yes, my love.

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Emma
[Emma and Ezra has discovered the children in the attic]

Are you kids hungry? Does anybody want a cookie?

Ezra

Cookies? Don't offer them cookies. They're trespassers. Trespassers don't get cookies. This is none of their concern.

Emma
[angrily]

It is their concern. They're involved.

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Ezra
[Emma is carrying a lot of cases for the trip to Heaven] [indicating the cases]

What's all this?

Emma

Well, I don't know what we'll need.

Ezra

What are you talking about? We're going to Heaven. You can't take it with you.

Emma

The Hell I can't!
[starts giggling]

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Jim Evers
[Jim Evers is getting into a carriage when he notices two ghosts already sitting inside]

Hey!

Ghost 1

Can he see us?

Ghost 2

Of course not!

Jim Evers

Yes, I can, I'm looking right at you!

Ghost 2

Don't listen to him, he's lying!

Jim Evers

Okay, forget this.

Ghost 1
[Jim gets back out of the carriage]

I could've sworn he was looking right at me.

Ghost 2

He's psychic.

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Megan
[Jim, ignoring the ghosts, just wants to get out of the house]

But Dad, we have to help them!

Jim

You can't help the dead, honey. They're beyond help. That's the nature of being dead.

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Michael Evers
[Jim, Megan and Michael, are in the carriage riding past all the ghosts in the graveyard]

Dad?

Jim Evers

Yeah, son?

Michael Evers

I see dead people.

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Madame Leota
[last lines]

Angels in Heaven, together at last. The tale is well ended for those who have passed. Love endures all, no reason, no rhyme. It lasts forever and forever all the time.

Megan Evers

Mom, Leota won't shut up.

Michael Evers

Are we there yet?

Megan Evers

I'm getting pretty hungry.

Michael Evers

Can we stop for pizza?

Jim Evers

Hey, how long before we get there, Sara?

Sara Evers

20 minutes, tops.

Jim Evers

Nothing takes 20 minutes.

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Master Gracey
[Sara has denied her identity as Elizabeth] [on the verge of tears]

She doesn't remember! It can't be her!

Ramsley

It is her, sir. The gypsy woman prophesized her return and now the time has come. You'd had best get ready.

Master Gracey

But she doesn't remember!

Ramsley

In time she will, sir. I assure you, she will.

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Ramsley
(last words)

YES!!! I tried to protect you. All these years, I've sacrificed for you. But what would you understand of sacrifice, duty, or honor? You "loved" her. Well, damn you! Damn you all to HELL!!!

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