Ezra quotes from The Haunted Mansion (2003)

Played by Wallace Shawn

View Quote Megan: But how do we get out of here?
Jim: Yeah, how do we get out of here?
Ezra: Well... um.... there's always... my way!
(cuts to ghost carriage bursting out the wall)

View Quote [Emma is carrying a lot of cases for the trip to Heaven]
Ezra: [indicating the cases] What's all this?
Emma: Well, I don't know what we'll need.
Ezra: What are you talking about? We're going to Heaven. You can't take it with you.
Emma: The Hell I can't!
[starts giggling]

View Quote Jim Evers: Wait a minute. You're telling me this guy is dead, and the only reason we were brought here is he wants to get jiggy with my wife.
Ezra: Pretty much. Are you upset?
Jim Evers: The guy is dead, and he's trying to get with my wife? And the house isn't really for sale? Yes, I'm upset.

View Quote [Emma and Ezra has discovered the children in the attic]
Emma: Are you kids hungry? Does anybody want a cookie?
Ezra: Cookies? Don't offer them cookies. They're trespassers. Trespassers don't get cookies. This is none of their concern.
Emma: [angrily] It is their concern. They're involved.

View Quote Emma: [grabbing the reins from Ezra] Move over.
Ezra: What are you doing?
Emma: If you keep driving, you'll kill us all.
Ezra: Well that's where you're wrong, because some of us are already dead. Ha-ha!

Other characters in The Haunted Mansion (2003): Jim Evers · Ramsley · Master Gracey · Emma · Megan · Madame Leota · Sara Evers