Dana Marschz quotes
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I feel like I've been raped....IN THE FACE!
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Chuy, you're going to have a magical life. Because no matter where you go, it's always going to be better than Tucson.
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It's getting late... and my wife is ovulating.
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[in commercial] I'm having a herpes outbreak, right now - but you'd never know it. Thanks, Herpocol!
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It's a slippery slope... beer, liquor, dope, coke, meth, chicks with dicks, then jail!