No one is shutting down this play. The Justice Department and the so-called Supreme Court can suck my balls.
Why do they have to do this?
My balls?
Dana Marschz
Steve Coogan · 8 quotes
Cricket Feldstein
Amy Poehler · 3 quotes
Epiphany Sellers
1 quote
Most scenes together: Dana Marschz & Cricket Feldstein (2)
Hamlet 2 quotes
Well, this play is gonna bitch-slap Broadway like a cheap hooker at a gangbang.
Uh... yeah.
Y'know, and those Bible-humping protesters can suck a bag of dicks, 'cause all I ended up doing was giving you free publicity.
Yeah, and did you see my dressing room? It has a bidet!
Elisabeth Shue That was a sink.
It was?
You can't let your ethnic narrow-mindedness stop your son from thriving in our culture.
Mr. Marquez
I have to take exception to that characterization.
Heywood's a bad boy. He's a gang banger. A deadbeat. But he also has a gift.
Mrs. Marquez
Who is Heywood?
Your son. Heywood Jablome.
[in commercial]
I'm having a herpes outbreak, right now - but you'd never know it. Thanks, Herpocol!
Chuy, you're going to have a magical life. Because no matter where you go, it's always going to be better than Tucson.
I feel like I've been raped....IN THE FACE!
I still get nervous around ethnics.
It's a slippery slope... beer, liquor, dope, coke, meth, chicks with dicks, then jail!
It's getting late... and my wife is ovulating.
You wanna hit me? I would love it if you hit me! I'm married to a Jew, I've got nothing to lose!