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Hamlet 2

Hamlet 2 quotes

10 total quotes

Cricket Feldstein
Dana Marschz
Epiphany Sellers


View Quote Cricket Feldstein: No one is shutting down this play. The Justice Department and the so-called Supreme Court can suck my balls.
Dana Marschz: Why do they have to do this?
Cricket Feldstein: My balls?
View Quote Cricket Feldstein: Well, this play is gonna bitch-slap Broadway like a cheap hooker at a gangbang.
Dana Marschz: Uh... yeah.
Cricket Feldstein: Y'know, and those Bible-humping protesters can suck a bag of dicks, 'cause all I ended up doing was giving you free publicity.
Dana Marschz: Yeah, and did you see my dressing room? It has a bidet!
Elisabeth Shue: That was a sink.
Dana Marschz: It was?
View Quote Dana Marschz: You can't let your ethnic narrow-mindedness stop your son from thriving in our culture.
Mr. Marquez: I have to take exception to that characterization.
Dana Marschz: Heywood's a bad boy. He's a gang banger. A deadbeat. But he also has a gift.
Mrs. Marquez: Who is Heywood?
Dana Marschz: Your son. Heywood Jablome.
[pause; realization dawns upon Dana]
Dana Marschz: Oh. I just got that.
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View Quote Chuy, you're going to have a magical life. Because no matter where you go, it's always going to be better than Tucson.
View Quote I feel like I've been raped....IN THE FACE!
View Quote I still get nervous around ethnics.
View Quote It's a slippery slope... beer, liquor, dope, coke, meth, chicks with dicks, then jail!
View Quote It's getting late... and my wife is ovulating.
View Quote You wanna hit me? I would love it if you hit me! I'm married to a Jew, I've got nothing to lose!