“Dude, why don't you pick up your phone? I've been calling for the...” – Alex, Grandma's Boy ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Grandma's Boy 2006

Alex

Dude, why don't you pick up your phone? I've been calling for the past half hour!

Dante

Sorry bro, I was putting up my Christmas tree.

Alex

Dude, it's the middle of July.

Dante

Get the **** outta here! It is?!

Alex

Dude, why are you naked?

Dante

Oooh shit, I am naked! Come in.

Alex

Your ass is tanner than my face.

Dante

It's not tan, kid. It's bronzed.

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Alex Allen Covert More Alex quotes →

Dante Peter Dante More Dante quotes →

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