Most scenes together: Gunnery Sergeant Hartman & Private Joker (6), Private Joker & Private Cowboy (5), Gunnery Sergeant Hartman & Private Gomer Pyle (4)
My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming **** Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece, and short. I'm in a world of shit... yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid.
Parris Island, South Carolina. The Marine Corps Training Depot. An eight-week college for the phony tough and the crazy brave.
The dead have been covered with lime. The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive.
Are you quitting on me? Well, are you?! Then quit you slimy **** walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the **** off my obstacle! Get the **** down off of my obstacle! Now! Move it! I'm gonna rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo!
Do you feel dizzy? Do you feel faint? Jesus H. Christ, I think you've got a hard-on!
Drop your **** and grab your socks!
**** you Cowboy, **** all of you assholes!
Get up here, fatboy! Quickly! Move it up! Move it up, Pyle! Move it up! You climb obstacles like old people ****. Do you know that, Private Pyle? Get up here! You're too slow! Move it, move it! Private Pyle, whatever you do, don't fall down! That would break my **** heart!
Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and **** my sister!
Hey Doc, where's the sniper? Doc, where's the sniper?
I'll bet you if there was some pussy up there on top of that obstacle you could get up there! Couldn't you?! ... Your ass looks like about a hundred and fifty pounds of chewed bubble gum, Pyle. Do you know that?
If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang.
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human **** beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on ****, ****, wops, or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do you maggots understand that?
Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?
Oh, that's right, Private Pyle... don't make any **** effort to get to the top of the **** obstacle! If God wanted you up there, He would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't He?
