Private Eightball quotes from Full Metal Jacket (1987)

Private Eightball

What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama Blacksnake. But it ain't too goddamned beaucoup.

Private Eightball

Personally, I think, uh... they don't really want to be involved in this war. You know, I mean... they sort of took away our freedom and gave it to the, to the gookers, you know. But they don't want it. They'd rather be alive than free, I guess. Poor dumb bastards.

Private Eightball

Believe it or not, but under fire, Animal Mother can be a wonderful human being. All he needs is somebody throwing hand grenades at him for the rest of his life.

T.H.E. Rock

You're going home now.

Crazy Earl

Semper fi.

Donlon

We're mean marines, sir.

Private Eightball

Go easy, bros.

Animal Mother

Better you than me.

Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

Hey, start the cameras. This is "Vietnam: The Movie."

Private Eightball

Yeah, Joker can be John Wayne. I'll be a horse.

Donlon

T.H.E. Rock can be a rock.

T.H.E. Rock

I'll be Ann-Margret.

Animal Mother can be a rabid buffalo.

Crazy Earl

I'll be General Custer.

Well, who'll be the Indians?

Animal Mother

Hey, we'll let the gooks play the Indians.