“You can't have complaints there's not enough cheese in the cheese...” – Gord, Freddy Got Fingered ... Movie Quotes Database

Gord

You can't have complaints there's not enough cheese in the cheese sandwiches. I mean, if there's no cheese in a cheese sandwich, that's basically just two slices of bread, and if word of that were to get out, well, I could lose my job! I could lose all of this! And we wouldn't want that, would we? Would we?! WOULD WE! HUH?!

Customer

What the **** am I gonna do with that?

Gord

Well, you could stick it in your bum-bum.

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