Matthew Van Der Wyk

or do you want it without your cake?

Aldous Snow

I don't drink.

Matthew Van Der Wyk

All right, so I came here to give you my demo. I just... I worship you, and I just wanted to give you my demo. Just take a listen and...

Aldous Snow

Okay.

Matthew Van Der Wyk

'Cause you know what? You don't wanna be the guy sitting there, watching BBC, and saying, [Mimics Snow's Essex/Cockney accent] "Oh, I saw that guy! He was my waiter, and I totally dismissed him like everyone else does in his life. And I totally was wrong, because he's a major, major, major influence on me now, and I feel terrible!"

Aldous Snow

That stupid English voice, was that me?

Matthew Van Der Wyk

Unfortunately, yes. You're really gonna like it.

Aldous Snow

I'll listen to it when you've gone.

Matthew Van Der Wyk

Hey, look, just don't tell anyone at the hotel.
...

Matthew Van Der Wyk

I have a question for you real quick Mr. S., I was actually meaning to ask you, what did you exactly think of my demo? Did you get it? Did you get it?

Aldous Snow

Oh no. I was gonna listen to that, but then I just carried on living my life.

Matthew Van Der Wyk

Just not at all?

Aldous Snow

No I didn't, because I've got my instincts and they weren't good.

Matthew Van Der Wyk

**** you. Okay? Go **** yourself. I can't yell right now, cause I'll get fired, and my boss ll' hear me, and then I won't be able to pay off my student loans, but you know what? You're an asshole. I **** hate you. I bought all your records, this whole **** time I've been trying to get you to come hang out with me. I'm gonna have people **** with your food the rest of your trip! You **** dick! [Walks away]

Aldous Snow

I like him. That's quite moving.