The First Wives Club 1996 quotes, page 2

Annie {as narrator}: Our opening of the Cynthia Swann Memorial Center was a success. Bill broke up with Phoebe, for obvious reasons.

Shelly

Got a cigarette?

Bill

Certainly. By the way, how old are you?
Annie {as narrator}: Leslie also broke up with Aaron. He begged me to take him back, and I told him to stuff it! But not all relationships have to break up.

Morton

May I have this dance?

Certainly Morty.
Annie {as narrator}: As for Brenda and Morty, a reconciliation does seem quite likely.

Now, I ask you, Duarto, who's supposed to wear that? Some anorexic teenager? Some fetus? It's a conspiracy, I know it is! I've had enough. I'm leading a protest. I'm not buying another article of clothing until these designers come to their senses!

Don't shame me in the synagogue.

Elise

Fill 'em up!

Chris

Guess what, dad? I'm a lesbian. A big one.

Elise

No, Sean Connery is Monique's boyfriend! He may be three hundred years old, but he's still a stud!

Wake up, Morty! Time to smell the audit!

What's the matter, Morty? Can't you buy her a whole dress?

You know, I wonder how drunk Cynthia was when she decided to do a jack knife off of Park Avenue.

Elise

You think that because I'm a movie star I don't have feelings. Well you're wrong. I'm an actress. I've got all of them!