Chris Guess what, dad? I'm a lesbian. A big one.
Played by Jennifer Dundas 
The First Wives Club (1996) · 25 quotes
The First Wives Club (1996) · 25 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in The First Wives Club (1996): in 7 of its 25 quotes
Most scenes with: Elise (3), Annie (3)
You don't owm me... dont try to tell me what i should do"
More lines from Chris
1 quote Chris Scenes with Chris
5 scenes Chris You're a doormat.
Why are you so crabby today honey, is it school? I know what it is; it's a boy.
Chris I'm a lesbian mom. I'm a lesbian, but that's not the point.
Well sweetie, when you say lesbian...
Chris And don't tell daddy, I want to tell him myself when the time is right. Like Father's day or Christmas morning.
Catherine Annie? Thank God you're all right. Where were you? Who saw you?
Who saw me what?
Chris She was sleeping with daddy.
Catherine Oh muffin dear you've come to your senses i'm so happy.
Mother, i am not sleeping with Aaron. He's just having some problems with his partners. He's feeling very conflicted and he needed somebody to talk to.
Chris Doormat!
Lesbian!
(Elise to her plastic surgeaon)
Do it Morris, do it to me now, I need it. You're the only one who does it the way I like it. You're the king.
Morris Elise, if I give you any more collagen you're lips are going to look like they got stuck in a pool drain
Morris You're 45! If I give you one more facelift you're going to be able to blink your lips. I mean don't you want to be able to play a part your own age?
My own age? No no. You don't understand. There are only three ages for women in Hollywood. Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Ms Daisy. And right now, I want to be young, science-fiction young
OK Elise, the time has come, spill. Those lips, what's in 'em. Are they wax?
Excuse me?
What else did you have done? Come on Elise you can tell me. The cheek one, the jaw line. Did you have a little bit, or the full enchilada!
I work out every day. I watch my diet. I have not had plastic surgery.
Well good for you, you look terrific.
Oh come on. Elise your lying through your caps.
Ok. All right, I have been freshened up a little.
What do they do with the stuff they take off? Do you get to keep it?
Oh come on Brenda, it's the nineties for god's sake. (Picks up cigarette and lights it) I mean it's like... Plastic surgery is like good grooming, it's like brushing your teeth.
Aaron I want a divorce
Aaron I asked you out to tell you, you know one last time, a goodbye kiss.
But this wasn't just a kiss.
Aaron Annie don't be childish, you know how you manipulate me.
What, manipulate, i.. i..(Realises what's going on). Oh my god, is there someone else.
Aaron Of course not this is abot us,... wel it's really about you...
Leslie (Dr. Leslie Rosen enters through front door)
Babe
All three stare at each other
LeslieOh my god
Oh my god
Aaron Oh my god
Leslie This is very awkward
Aaron No no, Annie was just leaving
Leslie You told her?
Aaron I was totally upfront
What? Excuse me.
Leslie Annie, this is rough, i know that
ROUGH! Wait a minute, I don't understand. You are my therapist...
Leslie I'm a woman
...he is my husband, oh.
Aaron Annie, we've been separated for months. Now let's not over-dramatise.
Leslie Aaron, she's aloud to be angry. Annie, let's use this; he's found somone new; you're free; closure.
I am sorry, but that is not what this is, no.
Leslie Annie no, Annie you're not helping s out here, now i am sorry...
SO AM I. I VERY SORRY I EVER MET YOU; AND I AM SORRY THAT I ALLOWED MYSELF TO LOVE YOU FOR ALL THOSE YEARS. I'M SORRY I DID NOTHING BUT BE THERE FOR YOU EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY DAY AND SUPPORT YOU IN YOUR EVERY MOVE!!! I'M SORRY!!! (Starts crying and leaves)