Do it Morris, do it to me now, I need it. You're the only one who does it the way I like it. You're the king.
Morris Elise, if I give you any more collagen you're lips are going to look like they got stuck in a pool drain
Aaron I want a divorce
Aaron I asked you out to tell you, you know one last time, a goodbye kiss.
But this wasn't just a kiss.
Aaron Annie don't be childish, you know how you manipulate me.
What, manipulate, i.. i..(Realises what's going on). Oh my god, is there someone else.
Aaron Of course not this is abot us,... wel it's really about you...
Leslie Babe
All three stare at each other
LeslieOh my god
Oh my god
Aaron Oh my god
Leslie This is very awkward
Aaron No no, Annie was just leaving
Leslie You told her?
Aaron I was totally upfront
What? Excuse me.
Leslie Annie, this is rough, i know that
ROUGH! Wait a minute, I don't understand. You are my therapist...
Leslie I'm a woman
...he is my husband, oh.
Aaron Annie, we've been separated for months. Now let's not over-dramatise.
Leslie Aaron, she's aloud to be angry. Annie, let's use this; he's found somone new; you're free; closure.
I am sorry, but that is not what this is, no.
Leslie Annie no, Annie you're not helping s out here, now i am sorry...
SO AM I. I VERY SORRY I EVER MET YOU; AND I AM SORRY THAT I ALLOWED MYSELF TO LOVE YOU FOR ALL THOSE YEARS. I'M SORRY I DID NOTHING BUT BE THERE FOR YOU EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY DAY AND SUPPORT YOU IN YOUR EVERY MOVE!!! I'M SORRY!!! (Starts crying and leaves)
What?
He brought her to our son's bar mitzvah?
Is she a gift?
Uncle Carmine Permission to speak freely, Brenda?
Oh yea, Annie's cool.
Uncle Carmine Morty is garbage. You gave him the best years of your life, and he pushes you aside for a younger model. It would be an honor for us to take him out.
OK Elise, the time has come, spill. Those lips, what's in 'em. Are they wax?
Excuse me?
What else did you have done? Come on Elise you can tell me. The cheek one, the jaw line. Did you have a little bit, or the full enchilada!
I work out every day. I watch my diet. I have not had plastic surgery.
Well good for you, you look terrific.
Oh come on. Elise your lying through your caps.
Ok. All right, I have been freshened up a little.
What do they do with the stuff they take off? Do you get to keep it?
Oh come on Brenda, it's the nineties for god's sake. (Picks up cigarette and lights it) I mean it's like... Plastic surgery is like good grooming, it's like brushing your teeth.
You're a doormat.
Why are you so crabby today honey, is it school? I know what it is; it's a boy.
I'm a lesbian mom. I'm a lesbian, but that's not the point.
Well sweetie, when you say lesbian...
And don't tell daddy, I want to tell him myself when the time is right. Like Father's day or Christmas morning.
Catherine Annie? Thank God you're all right. Where were you? Who saw you?
Who saw me what?
She was sleeping with daddy.
Catherine Oh muffin dear you've come to your senses i'm so happy.
Mother, i am not sleeping with Aaron. He's just having some problems with his partners. He's feeling very conflicted and he needed somebody to talk to.
Doormat!
Lesbian!
Dr. Morris Packman If I give you one more face lift, you're going to be able to blink your lips!
Ivana? I wanna thank you for coming so much, you're an angel!
Ivana Trump Oh, of course.
Thank you so much, again.
Ivana Ladies, you have to be strong and independent. And remember...
What?
Ivana Don't get mad... get everything.
You didn't invite me to your son's bar mitzvah!
You wouldn't have come!
Yeah, it was in Hebrew...
Oh, SHUT UP!
You think just because I'm a movie star, I don't have feelings, well, you're wrong! I do have feelings! I'm an actress! I have ALL of them!
Well, I wouldn't understand. You see I'm just a poor little housewife, in a little apron, with a little child to raise!
Yeah, well, you were always jealous of me, even in college, because I was blonde and beautiful and talented, and I could have any guy I wanted!
And did! Every guy! Most of the senior class and half the faculty!
Well! It was the Sixties!
Look at this place! Is this where your fanclub meets? Do you have ritual sacrifices?!
Put that down! Put that down! I won that!
I remember! Your first talkie!
Yeah, what did you ever win? A pie eating contest? Best Digestion?! (she screams as Brenda throws the statuette) Oh no... Brenda, this is a Golden Globe! It's sacred! It's... TRADEMARKED!! (Elise throws the statue at Brenda and smashes the wall mirror)
You wouldn't understand, you're civilians!
That's it. (infuriated) I understand. (she grabs the bottle from Elise)
Hey... give that back...
I'm saying this to you with love, compassion and the spirit of true sisterhood: you are full of SHIT!
What?
So okay, alimony sucks! Okay, you didn't get to play a policewoman in a Wonder bra! But look at you! You grew up gorgeous, and thanks to Cher's pioneering efforts, you still haven't hit puberty! And once upon a time, you were a great actress, you've even got an Oscar to prove it! You've spent your whole life with people sucking up to you, but I'm sure Annie will agree with me when I say your perception of life is somewhat altered!
You've got some nerve! I drink because I am a sensitive and highly strung person!
No, that's why your co-stars drink!
I am not a DRUNK!
Oh really? Let's examine the evidence! Look! All bottles! And gallon jugs!
I had GUESTS.
Who, Guns N' Roses?!
Gunilla Social climbers on the rise.
Morris You're 45! If I give you one more facelift you're going to be able to blink your lips. I mean don't you want to be able to play a part your own age?
My own age? No no. You don't understand. There are only three ages for women in Hollywood. Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Ms Daisy. And right now, I want to be young, science-fiction young
You don't own me... don't try to change me in any way. You don't own me... don't tie me down cause I'll never stay!
You don't owm me... dont try to tell me what i should do"
