The reason I'm asking all these questions is I have a great idea where we can have this lovely, not small, but not too big wedding.

You do? Where?

At our favorite restaurant. The place we've been eating at for fifteen years. The best. The Steak Pit!

Dad, get serious.

I don't think you want the word "Pit" on a wedding invitation, George.

Really, Dad. A rib joint with sawdust on the floor isn't exactly what I had in mind for my wedding. No offense.