Finnegan Have you noticed whenever we're around baseball all we talk about is pussy. Now, we're actually around a few potentially interesting young women, all you talk about is baseball. It's a little **** up!
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Roper Look at what we have here! Hey, ladies! Party later tonight at the baseball houses.
Bev's Friend
You should be investing this energy elsewhere.
Roper and Finn [together]
Lesbians.
I like the quiet guy in the back seat.
Roper Whoop, there's nothing here.
I can see how that would be threatening, new guy coming in getting all the ladies... That was a joke.
I've got your joke right here.
Finn Did he just call his dick a joke?
That's what he implied.
Finnegan It's all so damn tribal. That's the pack mentality, all the adrenaline.
Does that mean you're not going?
Finnegan I didn't say that.
Lookit.
What? What's up?
Finn's in his average **** mode. Right now, I guarantee you he's telling those girls about how he has an average ****.
Why the hell would he do that?
See, no, it's genius, actually. See, he tells girls that he has an average ****, and while that might only seem moderately compelling on paper, women find it a relief from all the guys talking about how huge they are.
Finn [to a group of girls]
I'm a performer, all right? I'm a grower, not a shower.
See all that fun, all that laughing?
Yeah, yeah.
They're talking about his dick, man!
****in' with me.
No...You heard of "foot in the door"?
Of course.
Finn's got his dick in the door.
That's **** genius.
Genius. Yes!
I don't know about this country bar, man.
Wait, wait, wait. What the Charlie Pride are you talking about? We're just gonna do a quick wardrobe change, and we're there.
Finnegan All right, I gotta say, I hate all this Cotton-Eyed Joe, "Looking for love in all the wrong places." What, Disco Boy now wearing a cowboy hat and boots and shit?
Yeah.
Finnegan It's unbelievable that's trendy now everywhere!
Does that mean you're not going?
Finn
I didn't say that.
Hey, have you noticed everything around here's a competition, huh? Even taking hits from bongs.
Finnegan Look at you, ping-pong pimp.
Yeah! You see that back there though? Mac almost took my head off.
Finnegan Hey, look, if Mac wanted to take your head off with that paddle, he would have. All right, man, he just don't like losing at anything. None of us do. **** yeah!
Okay, look, that's just, what, Willoughby, borderline insane?
Finnegan About there?
Yeah, border. Borderline.
Finnegan Well, you notice how everybody was somewhat courteous on the first day or so?
Yeah.
Finnegan See, now the gloves are off. All of our true assholish nature is emerging. Ah. Not very healthy. Until we get out on the field, Jakie. This, this, all of this, this is why we're one of the best teams in the nation, man. You get a bunch of competitors together...
Yeah.
Finnegan ...and you're addicted to winning. That's a championship team right there...
Oh, I see.
Coma [at a punk party]
I don't really think we fit in here.
Finnegan No no, you don't fit in. Okay I told you to change. Will you at least untuck your shirt? You look like a bible salesman.
Coma These people could really use the bible.
