“Lookit.” – Dale, Everybody Wants Some!! ... Movie Quotes Database

Dale

Lookit.

Jake

What? What's up?

Dale

Finn's in his average **** mode. Right now, I guarantee you he's telling those girls about how he has an average ****.

Jake

Why the hell would he do that?

Dale

See, no, it's genius, actually. See, he tells girls that he has an average ****, and while that might only seem moderately compelling on paper, women find it a relief from all the guys talking about how huge they are.

Finn

[to a group of girls]

I'm a performer, all right? I'm a grower, not a shower.

Dale

See all that fun, all that laughing?

Jake

Yeah, yeah.

Dale

They're talking about his dick, man!

Jake

****in' with me.

Dale

No...You heard of "foot in the door"?

Jake

Of course.

Dale

Finn's got his dick in the door.

Jake

That's **** genius.

Dale

Genius. Yes!

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Jake Blake Jenner More Jake quotes →

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