This ain't high school, man. This is a new level. You have not earned teammate status yet...And until you do, you're nobody.
Jake
Blake Jenner · 10 quotes
Finnegan
Glen Powell · 9 quotes
Charlie Willoughby
Wyatt Russell · 5 quotes
Beverly
Zoey Deutch · 4 quotes
Dale
J. Quinton Johnson · 4 quotes
Plummer
Temple Baker · 4 quotes
Glen McReynolds
Tyler Hoechlin · 2 quotes
Most scenes together: Finnegan & Jake (5), Jake & Dale (4), Jake & Plummer (3)
Everybody Wants Some!! quotes
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Jay I'm too ****in' philosophical for this shit!
Coma [at a punk party]
I don't really think we fit in here.
No no, you don't fit in. Okay I told you to change. Will you at least untuck your shirt? You look like a bible salesman.
Coma These people could really use the bible.
Lookit.
What? What's up?
Finn's in his average **** mode. Right now, I guarantee you he's telling those girls about how he has an average ****.
Why the hell would he do that?
See, no, it's genius, actually. See, he tells girls that he has an average ****, and while that might only seem moderately compelling on paper, women find it a relief from all the guys talking about how huge they are.
See all that fun, all that laughing?
Yeah, yeah.
They're talking about his dick, man!
****in' with me.
No...You heard of "foot in the door"?
Of course.
Finn's got his dick in the door.
That's **** genius.
Genius. Yes!
Hey, have you noticed everything around here's a competition, huh? Even taking hits from bongs.
Look at you, ping-pong pimp.
Yeah! You see that back there though? Mac almost took my head off.
Hey, look, if Mac wanted to take your head off with that paddle, he would have. All right, man, he just don't like losing at anything. None of us do. **** yeah!
Okay, look, that's just, what, Willoughby, borderline insane?
About there?
Yeah, border. Borderline.
Well, you notice how everybody was somewhat courteous on the first day or so?
Yeah.
See, now the gloves are off. All of our true assholish nature is emerging. Ah. Not very healthy. Until we get out on the field, Jakie. This, this, all of this, this is why we're one of the best teams in the nation, man. You get a bunch of competitors together...
Yeah.
...and you're addicted to winning. That's a championship team right there...
Oh, I see.
I don't know about this country bar, man.
Wait, wait, wait. What the Charlie Pride are you talking about? We're just gonna do a quick wardrobe change, and we're there.
All right, I gotta say, I hate all this Cotton-Eyed Joe, "Looking for love in all the wrong places." What, Disco Boy now wearing a cowboy hat and boots and shit?
Yeah.
It's unbelievable that's trendy now everywhere!
Does that mean you're not going?
Finn
I didn't say that.
How did you know what room I was in?
I'm an investigative journalism major.
So, I guess you know my name then.
Yes, as soon as you tell me.
It's kind of beautiful, isn't it?
What?
That we get to feel passion in this world, you know about anything.
It's all so damn tribal. That's the pack mentality, all the adrenaline.
Does that mean you're not going?
I didn't say that.
I'm starting to have an identity crisis. We danced out of disco, danced to Cotton-Eyed Joe in shitkicker attire, here we are, punks for a night.
You gotta **** embrace your inner strange, man. Just be **** weird, you know?
The gods intend Sisyphus to suffer, right?
[Beverly nods]
Well, my point was that they'd actually blessed him with something to focus on, something that he could potentially find meaning in. It's a gift to be striving at all, even if it looks futile to others. I mean, yeah, it's ridiculous to roll a boulder up a mountain over and over and over again, but so is everything else in life.
Roper Look at what we have here! Hey, ladies! Party later tonight at the baseball houses.
Bev's Friend
You should be investing this energy elsewhere.
Roper and Finn [together]
Lesbians.
I like the quiet guy in the back seat.
Roper Whoop, there's nothing here.
I can see how that would be threatening, new guy coming in getting all the ladies... That was a joke.
I've got your joke right here.
Did he just call his dick a joke?
That's what he implied.
Roper We have a little tradition welcoming the new guys.
Everyone
[to the freshman, taped up onto a wall]
Freshman batting practice!
Welcome to the big time, boys.
[while smoking pot]
It's about finding out who you are. You gotta tune in, man. You guys want to try a little telepathic stuff?
Let's do it.
Okay, what am I thinking about?
Baseball
Having a tail.
Cereal.
I was thinking about sharks.
Sharks have tails.
Good point, that's a good point.
Coma I wish I had a tail. That'd be awesome.