Hey, have you noticed everything around here's a competition, huh? Even taking hits from bongs.
Look at you, ping-pong pimp.
Yeah! You see that back there though? Mac almost took my head off.
Hey, look, if Mac wanted to take your head off with that paddle, he would have. All right, man, he just don't like losing at anything. None of us do. **** yeah!
Okay, look, that's just, what, Willoughby, borderline insane?
About there?
Yeah, border. Borderline.
Well, you notice how everybody was somewhat courteous on the first day or so?
Yeah.
See, now the gloves are off. All of our true assholish nature is emerging. Ah. Not very healthy. Until we get out on the field, Jakie. This, this, all of this, this is why we're one of the best teams in the nation, man. You get a bunch of competitors together...
Yeah.
...and you're addicted to winning. That's a championship team right there...
Oh, I see.
