We're from the Manchester United fan club from [gulp] Ohio
Cooper
Jacob Pitts · 22 quotes
Scott
Scott Mechlowicz · 14 quotes
Jenny
Michelle Trachtenberg · 6 quotes
Jamie
Travis Wester · 5 quotes
Mad Maynard
Vinnie Jones · 5 quotes
Most scenes together: Scott & Cooper (11), Cooper & Jenny (5), Cooper & Jamie (5)
Eurotrip quotes
Page 3 of 3[In bus being deliberately driven on left-side of motorway with all traffic swerving to side]
Come on, you're on the wrong side of the road you snail eating poofs, **** off! Get out of it, you wankers! Go on, you Gallic **** garlic breath tossers! Piss off! Get in here and say that ya bloody Ita-i Shite-ies! C'mon! **** come and have it! You **** beep!?! We'll beep you bastards all over your **** nose! **** off! Go on, you French bastards! Get on the other side of the road, you pricks! Go on out of it! **** off!
[Spots a rival football fan in Paris]
Hey lads, that wanker's got a frog football shirt on, let's give this Nancy a **** good kickin'! Come on lads, it's goin' off! [Hooligans all chase the French football fan]