Charlotte Sparrow (Miss Sparrow) Pull on it! Pull on it, Chuck!
Played by Barbara Tyson 
Ernest Goes to Jail (1990) · 42 quotes
Ernest Goes to Jail (1990) · 42 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Ernest Goes to Jail (1990): in 7 of its 42 quotes
Most scenes with: Warden Carmichael (4), Ernest P. Worrell (2), Felix Nash (2)
You are slime Ernest P. Worrell!
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Did you hear the one about the three legged dog that walked into a bar and said, "I'm lookin' for the guy that shot my paw." (laughs then metal lid clings to his face)
Charlotte Sparrow (Miss Sparrow) Ernest, Ernest are you all right?
Ernest P. Worrell [After removing a metal lid that clung to his face, even though the lobster is still stuck to his face]: I recommend the lobster. (laughs)
Charlotte Sparrow (Miss Sparrow): [Thinking Nash is Ernest] What happened to your voice? You sound different.
Oh, I got a little laryngitis.
Charlotte Sparrow (Miss Sparrow): [Thinking Ernest is Nash] Do you think you let me get near me after what you did to Ernest? He was the kindest man who was ever loved in my whole life?
Gee, Charlotte, I'm touched!
Charlotte Sparrow (Miss Sparrow) Ernest, you're alive!
Ernest P. Worrell [Burnt and recovering from a high fall]: (coughs) I came! I saw! I got blowed up!
Look, would the real Ernest have been able to knock out Chuck? Or set a time bomb without it going off in his face? And look at the floors. You notice how clean they've been lately?
Charlotte Sparrow (Miss Sparrow) You are an imposter! What did you do with the real Ernest, where is he?
He's dead by now.
