“Look, would the real Ernest have been able to knock out Chuck? Or set...” – Felix Nash, Ernest Goes to Jail ... Movie Quotes Database

Felix Nash

Look, would the real Ernest have been able to knock out Chuck? Or set a time bomb without it going off in his face? And look at the floors. You notice how clean they've been lately?

Charlotte Sparrow (Miss Sparrow)

You are an imposter! What did you do with the real Ernest, where is he?

Felix Nash

He's dead by now.

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