“Did you hear the one about the three legged dog that walked into a...” – Ernest P. Worrell, Ernest Goes to Jail ... Movie Quotes Database

Ernest P. Worrell

Did you hear the one about the three legged dog that walked into a bar and said, "I'm lookin' for the guy that shot my paw." (laughs then metal lid clings to his face)

Charlotte Sparrow (Miss Sparrow)

Ernest, Ernest are you all right?
Ernest P. Worrell [After removing a metal lid that clung to his face, even though the lobster is still stuck to his face]: I recommend the lobster. (laughs)

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