The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her.
That's a special feeling, Lloyd.
Uh, what is the Soup Du Jour?
It's the Soup of the Day.
Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that.
How was your day?
Not bad, fell off the jetway again.
So you got fired again?
Yeah, they always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, ya know.
Yeah, I lost my job too.
Man, You are one pathetic loser. No offense.
No, none taken.
[after accidentally killing Mental with rat poison]
He blamed me...those were his last words. You heard him.
Not if you count the "gurgling" sound.
So, where ya headed?
Aspen
Mmm, California. Beautiful!
That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?"
Austria.
Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
Let's not.
