Know what happens when you give a politician Viagra?
Luke Duke No.
He gets taller!
2nd most-quoted character in The Dukes of Hazzard (2005): in 4 of its 14 quotes
Most scenes with: Jesse Duke (4)
Scenes with Luke Duke
4 scenes Luke Duke You know why tornadoes and blonds are so much alike?
Luke Duke No.
At first, there's a lot of sucking and blowing, and then you lose your house.
Know what you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
Luke Duke No.
You get a piece of ass that'll bring a tear to your eye.
You know why divorces are so expensive?
Luke Duke No.
Because they're worth it!
