Jesse Duke quotes
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"The only way I'm leavin' the ranch is in a wooden box!"
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Guy come out of an antique shop carrying a big grandfather's clock. Bumped into this drunk, broke the clock.
Guy said, "Why don't you watch where you're going."
The drunk says, "Why don't you carry a wristwatch like everybody else."
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"An apple a day will keep the doctor away, darling."
"Do you know why devorces are so expensive? Because they are worth it!"