“Know what you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?” – Jesse Duke, The Dukes of Hazzard ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from The Dukes of Hazzard 2005

Jesse Duke

Know what you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

Luke Duke

No.

Jesse Duke

You get a piece of ass that'll bring a tear to your eye.

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