Reporter
And in what must be one of the most unusual stories of the year, Dr. John Dolittle is trying to rewrite the laws of nature by attempting to reintroduce a performing bear into the wild. In doing so, he hopes to save an entire forest from destruction. It's Darwin versus Dolittle.
Oh, get over yourself.
Governor, I've got two lumber mills waiting for that wood.
Governor
I understand, Joe, but it's complicated. Especially if that endangered bear survives.
I don't meet my quota, Governor, you're the one who's gonna be endangered.
Now, now, J.P., not to worry.
Governor
That ridiculous bear is bound to screw up at least once.
And when he does, you'll have yourself a new trophy.
And I've got just the place to put him.

