A scene from Dogma 1999
Rufus

(After a lot of drinks, Bethany has revealed her "mission") (Rufus walks into the car.) (still groggy from his nap)

Where the hell is everybody? I doze of an-- (he sees Bartleby)

Bartleby

The Apostle!

Rufus

Holy shit!

Bethany

Rufus, I'd like you to meet my new friend Barry.

Bethany

(Bartleby smashes a beer bottle and holds it up to Bethany's neck.)

Oh! (laughs) Don't be such a show off, Barry.

Rufus

Take it easy, Bartleby. Just let her go, and we can talk about this.

Bethany

Bartleby?!

Bartleby

So Rufus, this is what it comes down to; slaughter by a meat-puppet.

Bethany

Get your **** hands off me, you dick-less son-of-a-bitch!

Bartleby

Save it, lady. A minute ago you were aching to top me off. Loki!

Loki

Oh shit, the Apostle!

Jay

[waking up after dozing off]

Pete, I didn't **** in you, I swear--

Loki

[to Rufus]

Hey man, what are you doing here?

Bartleby

She just told me that she was on a mission to New Jersey to stop two angels.

Loki

Hey, you think they're talking about us?

Bartleby

No, two other **** angels! Yeah, it's a pretty good chance! Whaddya say Rufus, you wanna be liquidated?!

Rufus

You haven't thought about the consequences of your re-entry!

Loki

Consequences, schmonsequences!

Bartleby

Guess what, we're goin' home, no matter whose pride it may offend.

Rufus

It's not a matter of pride, stupid!

Bartleby

Loki, kill the girl.

Loki

What are you, high? I can't kill her if she hasn't done anything, you know that.

Bartleby

Then guess what, I'll kill her.

Jay

What the ****'s going on? I fall asleep and everyone moves, these guys are **** flat leavers.

Bartleby

Loki, shut his mouth.

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