D.E.B.S. 2005 quotes, page 2

40 quotes · 6 characters
D.E.B.S. (2005) poster
Characters
Amy Bradshaw Sara Foster · 17 quotes
Janet Jill Ritchie · 13 quotes
Scud Jimmi Simpson · 10 quotes
Max Meagan Good · 7 quotes
Dominique Devon Aoki · 3 quotes

Most scenes together: Amy Bradshaw & Janet (5), Lucy Diamond & Scud (5), Lucy Diamond & Amy Bradshaw (4)

D.E.B.S. quotes

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[after Amy refuses to go out with her]

Why not?

Amy
[still with her weapon trained on Lucy]

Like a zillion reasons!

[Lucy kicks the weapon pointed at her away, then snatches it away, and points it at Amy]

Now you have to come with me. [giggles]

[clutching stomach]

I just, I'm feeling really ill. It's my stomach. I, um, I think I have food poisoning.

Ninotchka

Are you blowing me?

What?

Ninotchka

Off. Are you blowing me off?

[on an awkward blind date]

So, you're an assassin.

Ninotchka

Da.

How's that work?

Ninotchka

It's mostly freelance.

[talking about a girl she met, Amy]

Okay, first of all, you are gonna have to swear to me that you are not gonna freak out about this.

Freak out about what? Why would I freak out?

Well, you know, sometimes you can--

[freaking out]

Oh, my God, who is it?

I didn't even want to be a criminal. I wanted to be a pirate.

Amy
[laughs]

Pirates are criminals.

Oh. Whoops.

Max
[referring to Amy]

If you break her heart, I will hunt you down and kill you.

[smiles]

Deal.

Max
[to Amy]

I don't care if you are the Perfect Score.

[under her breath]

Perfect whore!

Max

And what did I say to you the very first day of Academy?

Amy

"That's my bunk, bitch."

Max

Okay, after I said that.

Mrs. Petrie

Annie--

Madeline

Amy.

Mrs. Petrie

Amy, I think you identify with Lucy Diamond. I think she sees your pathos. You've got some dangerous union symbiosis going on. What's that movie with Jodie, and the little dog falls in the well, with the lotion?

Madeline

"Silence of the Lambs".

Mrs. Petrie

You're the lamb, Amy.

Mrs. Petrie

Are you kidding me? We conduct a nationwide manhunt for you and you're boning the suspect? Did you think this was a joke? "Let's divert federal resources and man-hours so I can have my collegiate lesbian fling in style."

Amy

I was doing research.

Mrs. Petrie

I'll bet.