They're calling you a hero, when really you're a slut!
Shut up!
I'm not gay!
Most scenes together: Amy Bradshaw & Janet (5), Lucy Diamond & Scud (5), Lucy Diamond & Amy Bradshaw (4)
They're calling you a hero, when really you're a slut!
Shut up!
I'm not gay!
Now you have to come with me. [giggles]
I just, I'm feeling really ill. It's my stomach. I, um, I think I have food poisoning.
Are you blowing me?
What?
Off. Are you blowing me off?
Da.
How's that work?
It's mostly freelance.
Okay, first of all, you are gonna have to swear to me that you are not gonna freak out about this.
Freak out about what? Why would I freak out?
Well, you know, sometimes you can--
Australia's toast.
What's your beef with the Australians?
I don't like their attitude!
Come with me. Come on, what do you have to lose?
Everything.
I didn't even want to be a criminal. I wanted to be a pirate.
Oh. Whoops.
And what did I say to you the very first day of Academy?
"That's my bunk, bitch."
Okay, after I said that.
I can't stop thinking about Lucy Diamond.
Annie--
Amy.
Amy, I think you identify with Lucy Diamond. I think she sees your pathos. You've got some dangerous union symbiosis going on. What's that movie with Jodie, and the little dog falls in the well, with the lotion?
"Silence of the Lambs".
You're the lamb, Amy.
Are you kidding me? We conduct a nationwide manhunt for you and you're boning the suspect? Did you think this was a joke? "Let's divert federal resources and man-hours so I can have my collegiate lesbian fling in style."
I was doing research.
I'll bet.
All right, then. We're going in.
What?
We gots to get her back.