A character in D.E.B.S. (2005)

Janet quotes from D.E.B.S. (2005)

Jill Ritchie
Played by Jill Ritchie D.E.B.S. (2005) · 40 quotes

3rd most-quoted character in D.E.B.S. (2005): in 13 of its 40 quotes
Most scenes with: Amy Bradshaw (5), Scud (4), Max (3)

Scenes with Janet

13 scenes

You need to put it here. Don't be an idiot for once.

Janet

You need to speak French or English. Frenglish is not a language.

Janet

I have the sweater she's wearing, but in taupe.

Amy

Really? Where did you get it?

Janet

Target.

Amy

No way.

Silence!

Janet
[whispering]

They also have it in teal.

Janet
[watching Amy and Lucy flirt]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but your friend seems to be hitting on my friend.

You're not wrong.

Janet

Yeah, but my friend's not into that.

[under breath]

Right.

Janet
[catching Amy and Lucy in a near kiss]

Oh, my God! She almost kissed you! You almost let her!

[smug]

You owe me fifty bucks.

Amy

Nothing happened.

Janet

She was totally going to kiss you. You are so into her!

Amy

I am not!

Janet

You violated a prime directive. Plus, hello, it's a girl. You're so busted!

Janet

They're calling you a hero, when really you're a slut!

Amy

Shut up!

Janet
[lowers voice]

A gay slut!

Amy

I'm not gay!

Max
[to Amy]

I don't care if you are the Perfect Score.

Janet
[under her breath]

Perfect whore!

Max

I can't stop thinking about Lucy Diamond.

Janet
[incredulous]

You too?

So, I was wondering if maybe you wanted--

Janet

Yes.

I didn't ask you anything yet.

Janet

Whatever it is, yes.

Awesome.

What...the hell?

Janet

I couldn't stop them!

[pauses]

You look nice.

Janet

Thanks.

Janet
[pauses]

What?

Max
[to Janet]

What are you doing?

Janet
[to Max]

Nothing!

Janet
[punches Scud, who falls to the floor, unconscious]

Sorry!

Janet

So, where're you going to?

Amy

I think...Barcelona.

Janet

I'll miss you.

Janet
[pauses]

Can I have your room?

Janet

Everybody's talking about it.

Amy

About what?

Janet

How you met Lucy and lived to tell about it. They're calling you a hero, when really you're a slut!

Amy

Shut up!

Janet
[lowers voice]

A gay slut!

Amy

I'm not gay!

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