Have you seen my gun?
D.E.B.S. (2005) · 40 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in D.E.B.S. (2005): in 13 of its 40 quotes
Most scenes with: Amy Bradshaw (5), Scud (4), Max (3)
Scenes with Janet
13 scenesYou need to put it here. Don't be an idiot for once.
You need to speak French or English. Frenglish is not a language.
I have the sweater she's wearing, but in taupe.
Really? Where did you get it?
Target.
No way.
Silence!
They also have it in teal.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but your friend seems to be hitting on my friend.
You're not wrong.
Yeah, but my friend's not into that.
Oh, my God! She almost kissed you! You almost let her!
Nothing happened.
She was totally going to kiss you. You are so into her!
I am not!
You violated a prime directive. Plus, hello, it's a girl. You're so busted!
They're calling you a hero, when really you're a slut!
Shut up!
A gay slut!
I'm not gay!
Perfect whore!
I can't stop thinking about Lucy Diamond.
You too?
So, I was wondering if maybe you wanted--
Yes.
I didn't ask you anything yet.
Whatever it is, yes.
Awesome.
What...the hell?
I couldn't stop them!
Thanks.
What?
Nothing!
Sorry!
So, where're you going to?
I think...Barcelona.
I'll miss you.
Can I have your room?
Everybody's talking about it.
About what?
How you met Lucy and lived to tell about it. They're calling you a hero, when really you're a slut!
Shut up!
A gay slut!
I'm not gay!