A character in D.E.B.S. (2005)

Lucy Diamond quotes from D.E.B.S. (2005)

Jordana Brewster

2nd most-quoted character in D.E.B.S. (2005): in 14 of its 40 quotes
Most scenes with: Scud (5), Amy Bradshaw (4)

A line from Lucy Diamond

Well, their poster child doesn't know it yet, but she's into me.

More lines from Lucy Diamond

1 quote
Lucy Diamond

I guess I'll see you around...'same bat time' or whatever.

Scenes with Lucy Diamond

12 scenes
Lucy
[on an awkward blind date]

So, you're an assassin.

Ninotchka

Da.

Lucy

How's that work?

Ninotchka

It's mostly freelance.

Lucy
[clutching stomach]

I just, I'm feeling really ill. It's my stomach. I, um, I think I have food poisoning.

Ninotchka

Are you blowing me?

Lucy

What?

Ninotchka

Off. Are you blowing me off?

Lucy
[after Amy refuses to go out with her]

Why not?

Amy
[still with her weapon trained on Lucy]

Like a zillion reasons!

Lucy
[Lucy kicks the weapon pointed at her away, then snatches it away, and points it at Amy]

Now you have to come with me. [giggles]

Lucy
[talking about a girl she met, Amy]

Okay, first of all, you are gonna have to swear to me that you are not gonna freak out about this.

Freak out about what? Why would I freak out?

Lucy

Well, you know, sometimes you can--

[freaking out]

Oh, my God, who is it?

Lucy

Come with me. Come on, what do you have to lose?

Amy

Everything.

Lucy

I didn't even want to be a criminal. I wanted to be a pirate.

Amy
[laughs]

Pirates are criminals.

Lucy

Oh. Whoops.

Lucy
[Amy fails to unhook Lucy's bra properly during their make-out session]

Did you just snap my bra?

Amy

No.

Lucy

Yeah, you did. That hasn't happened to me since sixth grade.

Amy

I was trying to be smooth.

Lucy

Australia's toast.

What's your beef with the Australians?

Lucy

I don't like their attitude!

D.E.B.S. en route, two minutes.

Lucy

Do I look okay?

[looks annoyed]

This is ****.

Max
[referring to Amy]

If you break her heart, I will hunt you down and kill you.

Lucy
[smiles]

Deal.

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