You're not as boring as I thought. But you're not as bright, either.
Amy Bradshaw
Sara Foster · 17 quotes
Lucy Diamond
Jordana Brewster · 14 quotes
Janet
Jill Ritchie · 13 quotes
Scud
Jimmi Simpson · 10 quotes
Max
Meagan Good · 7 quotes
Dominique
Devon Aoki · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Amy Bradshaw & Janet (5), Lucy Diamond & Scud (5), Lucy Diamond & Amy Bradshaw (4)
D.E.B.S. quotes
Page 1 of 3Have you seen my gun?
Mr Phipps You are a perfect liar.
Ms. Petrie This is not the Girl Scouts, this is espionage!
Knock 'em dead... but not really.
'[looking at Lucy through binoculars] Wow. Lucy Diamond, she's...
What?
Real.
[at Endgame, Amy delivers the formal acceptance speech Max wrote for her]
If there is corruption in this city, Lucy Diamond is behind it.
[Lucy enters the auditorium on an upper-floor balcony and listens in painful silence]
If there is indecency to be found, she is the root. If there is evil in this world, its name is Lucy Diamond. It's not until moments like this when you are forced to take stock of yourself that you see what you are made of. It's not until moments like this when you have to remember what's right and true. Because it's moments like this when you discover what it truly means to be a D.E.B.
[looks up, sees Lucy, and stops reading]
Which is why I can't accept this award from you tonight. Because, the truth is, the times I spent with Lucy Diamond were the happiest days of my life. And the only brave thing I've done this whole time is what I'm doing now. So if you'll excuse me, I have a date with the devil.
[smiles and runs from the podium]
Do you remember what I said to you the first time we met?
"High-proteins diets are overrated".
After that.
Nothing happened.
She was totally going to kiss you. You are so into her!
I am not!
You violated a prime directive. Plus, hello, it's a girl. You're so busted!
You need to put it here. Don't be an idiot for once.
You need to speak French or English. Frenglish is not a language.
[watching Amy and Lucy flirt]
Correct me if I'm wrong, but your friend seems to be hitting on my friend.
You're not wrong.
Yeah, but my friend's not into that.
Everybody's talking about it.
About what?
How you met Lucy and lived to tell about it. They're calling you a hero, when really you're a slut!
Shut up!
I'm not gay!
I have the sweater she's wearing, but in taupe.
Really? Where did you get it?
Target.
No way.
Silence!
So, where're you going to?
I think...Barcelona.
I'll miss you.