Remember when you got drunk and nearly got the chancellor of Bulgaria killed? I covered for you!
D.E.B.S. (2005) · 40 quotes
Most-quoted character in D.E.B.S. (2005): in 17 of its 40 quotes
Most scenes with: Janet (5), Lucy Diamond (4), Max (3)
I think love should be irresistible, like a drug, you know? I think when it happens you should just not be able to help yourself. I just - I wanted... more.
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2 quotesI'm here because I feel more like me when I'm with you, than I do when I'm with me.
Scenes with Amy Bradshaw
14 scenesAnd what did I say to you the very first day of Academy?
"That's my bunk, bitch."
Okay, after I said that.
'[looking at Lucy through binoculars] Wow. Lucy Diamond, she's...
What?
Real.
Like a zillion reasons!
Now you have to come with me. [giggles]
I have the sweater she's wearing, but in taupe.
Really? Where did you get it?
Target.
No way.
Silence!
Nothing happened.
She was totally going to kiss you. You are so into her!
I am not!
You violated a prime directive. Plus, hello, it's a girl. You're so busted!
They're calling you a hero, when really you're a slut!
Shut up!
I'm not gay!
Come with me. Come on, what do you have to lose?
Everything.
I didn't even want to be a criminal. I wanted to be a pirate.
Pirates are criminals.
Oh. Whoops.
Did you just snap my bra?
No.
Yeah, you did. That hasn't happened to me since sixth grade.
I was trying to be smooth.
Are you kidding me? We conduct a nationwide manhunt for you and you're boning the suspect? Did you think this was a joke? "Let's divert federal resources and man-hours so I can have my collegiate lesbian fling in style."
I was doing research.
I'll bet.
Do you remember what I said to you the first time we met?
"High-proteins diets are overrated".
After that.
So, where're you going to?
I think...Barcelona.
I'll miss you.
Everybody's talking about it.
About what?
How you met Lucy and lived to tell about it. They're calling you a hero, when really you're a slut!
Shut up!
I'm not gay!
If there is corruption in this city, Lucy Diamond is behind it.
If there is indecency to be found, she is the root. If there is evil in this world, its name is Lucy Diamond. It's not until moments like this when you are forced to take stock of yourself that you see what you are made of. It's not until moments like this when you have to remember what's right and true. Because it's moments like this when you discover what it truly means to be a D.E.B.
Which is why I can't accept this award from you tonight. Because, the truth is, the times I spent with Lucy Diamond were the happiest days of my life. And the only brave thing I've done this whole time is what I'm doing now. So if you'll excuse me, I have a date with the devil.
[smiles and runs from the podium]