A character in D.E.B.S. (2005)

Amy Bradshaw quotes from D.E.B.S. (2005)

Sara Foster
Played by Sara Foster D.E.B.S. (2005) · 40 quotes

Most-quoted character in D.E.B.S. (2005): in 17 of its 40 quotes
Most scenes with: Janet (5), Lucy Diamond (4), Max (3)

A line from Amy Bradshaw

I think love should be irresistible, like a drug, you know? I think when it happens you should just not be able to help yourself. I just - I wanted... more.

More lines from Amy Bradshaw

2 quotes
Amy Bradshaw
[to Janet]

Remember when you got drunk and nearly got the chancellor of Bulgaria killed? I covered for you!

Amy Bradshaw
[to Lucy]

I'm here because I feel more like me when I'm with you, than I do when I'm with me.

Scenes with Amy Bradshaw

14 scenes
Max

And what did I say to you the very first day of Academy?

Amy

"That's my bunk, bitch."

Max

Okay, after I said that.

Amy

'[looking at Lucy through binoculars] Wow. Lucy Diamond, she's...

Max

What?

Amy

Real.

[after Amy refuses to go out with her]

Why not?

Amy
[still with her weapon trained on Lucy]

Like a zillion reasons!

[Lucy kicks the weapon pointed at her away, then snatches it away, and points it at Amy]

Now you have to come with me. [giggles]

I have the sweater she's wearing, but in taupe.

Amy

Really? Where did you get it?

Target.

Amy

No way.

Silence!

[whispering]

They also have it in teal.

Amy

Nothing happened.

She was totally going to kiss you. You are so into her!

Amy

I am not!

You violated a prime directive. Plus, hello, it's a girl. You're so busted!

They're calling you a hero, when really you're a slut!

Amy

Shut up!

[lowers voice]

A gay slut!

Amy

I'm not gay!

Come with me. Come on, what do you have to lose?

Amy

Everything.

I didn't even want to be a criminal. I wanted to be a pirate.

Amy
[laughs]

Pirates are criminals.

Oh. Whoops.

[Amy fails to unhook Lucy's bra properly during their make-out session]

Did you just snap my bra?

Amy

No.

Yeah, you did. That hasn't happened to me since sixth grade.

Amy

I was trying to be smooth.

Mrs. Petrie

Are you kidding me? We conduct a nationwide manhunt for you and you're boning the suspect? Did you think this was a joke? "Let's divert federal resources and man-hours so I can have my collegiate lesbian fling in style."

Amy

I was doing research.

Mrs. Petrie

I'll bet.

Amy

Do you remember what I said to you the first time we met?

Max

"High-proteins diets are overrated".

Amy

After that.

Everybody's talking about it.

Amy

About what?

How you met Lucy and lived to tell about it. They're calling you a hero, when really you're a slut!

Amy

Shut up!

[lowers voice]

A gay slut!

Amy

I'm not gay!

Amy
[at Endgame, Amy delivers the formal acceptance speech Max wrote for her]

If there is corruption in this city, Lucy Diamond is behind it.

Amy
[Lucy enters the auditorium on an upper-floor balcony and listens in painful silence]

If there is indecency to be found, she is the root. If there is evil in this world, its name is Lucy Diamond. It's not until moments like this when you are forced to take stock of yourself that you see what you are made of. It's not until moments like this when you have to remember what's right and true. Because it's moments like this when you discover what it truly means to be a D.E.B.

Amy
[looks up, sees Lucy, and stops reading]

Which is why I can't accept this award from you tonight. Because, the truth is, the times I spent with Lucy Diamond were the happiest days of my life. And the only brave thing I've done this whole time is what I'm doing now. So if you'll excuse me, I have a date with the devil.
[smiles and runs from the podium]

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