Chrissie quotes from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006)

Chrissie

What are you doing?

Shh! Keep your voice down. This is how you sneak up on 'em, how you catch 'em.

Chrissie

Catch who?

Gooks in the swamp.

Chrissie

Eric, the only thing you're gonna catch in this water is disease.

Chrissie, come on.

Chrissie

No, I'm not going in that water.

Consider it the last wish of a soldier.

Chrissie

Oh, no.

No, you've been getting last wishes this whole past week, G.I. Joe.

Chrissie

And you call yourself a patriot.

You know what I think is patriotic?

Chrissie

What?

Me driving you across state to go to Vietnam, again. You goin' all the way to Vietnam, baby?

Chrissie

No honey, base camp's far enough for me, trust me.

Just close your eyes. Let me see your hand. You're gonna love this.

Chrissie

Can I look?

Yeah.

Chrissie

Eric, you got that from a Cracker Jack box!

Wha... I... I had to eat 17 batches to find the one I wanted.

Chrissie

I have a question for you. It involves the family tree, the lineage, if you will. Its like a system through a table... [pauses] Do you guys **** all your cousins, or just the ones you find attractive?

You blasphemous Bitch! This is redemption lady, that's what this is! Oh you're all gonna pay for your sins, that's right. And especially you!