Jimmi Simpson movie quotes

View Quote Janet: [catching Amy and Lucy in a near kiss] Oh, my God! She almost kissed you! You almost let her!
Scud: [smug] You owe me fifty bucks.

View Quote Janet: [watching Amy and Lucy flirt] Correct me if I'm wrong, but your friend seems to be hitting on my friend.
Scud: You're not wrong.
Janet: Yeah, but my friend's not into that.
Scud: [under breath] Right.

View Quote Scud: Knock 'em dead... but not really.

View Quote (as the vampires jump on the train) Well, that's according to plan.

View Quote (about the party at the plantation) Somethin'-somethin's not right about this, Abe.

View Quote (to his ex-associate) I ever see you here again, I'll have your balls for a coin purse!

View Quote There's a message in the music..

View Quote [Sam walks to a band performance]
Bride: Thank you everyone for coming. I'd like to dedicate this first song to the man who taught me everything I know. This song is for Jesus. [Sings] Those schoolgirl days, of telling tales and biting nails are gone, but in my mind, I know they will still live and on, but how do you thank someone...
[Sam walks away to the bar and is given a vinyl record handout]
Allen: Hi, how you doing? [Puts hand on Sam's back]
Sam: Work is good. Just floating along.
Allen: Yeah, I get it.
Sam: [To bartender] Can I get Jack and Coke?
Allen: Hey, did you find those girls you were looking for?
Sam: Um, no, not yet.
Allen: Mmm-hmm, I'll keep an eye out. Three hot girls in a rabbit.
Sam: Yeah. Hey, have you noticed anything like, um, strange happening in this circle of friends...
Allen: Well, that's...
Sam: ...that's out of the ordinary?
Allen: That's kind of an everyday thing.
Sam: Right, yeah, but I just mean, I guess, mean, like, extra strange?
Allen: Last week, I hooked up with this chick.
Sam: [Served by bartender] Thank you.
Allen: She was **** up out of her mind but she said some weird stuff about Jesus and the Brides.
Sam: Like what?
Allen: That there's a message in the music.
Sam: A secret message?
Allen: Mmm-hmm.
Sam: So, what did it say?
Allen: I have no clue, dude.
Sam: Who's the girl?
Allen: Just one of the many.
Sam: Right.
Allen: Crazy makes for good sex. You remember that.
Bride: Time has come, for closing books, and long last looks must end, and as I leave, I know that I am leaving...

View Quote Allen: What are you doing here?!
Sam: Hi Allen.
Allen: Hey.
Sam: Nice to see you. Is that a woman's blouse?
Allen: Guess so.
Sam: Okay.
Allen: What are you doing? You working?
Sam: Yeah, of course. How 'bout you?
Allen: Yeah, working, thinking about things a lot. Why we're swimming on rooftops when there's an ocean right over there?
Sam: Well, I don't have any answers.
Allen: Who does? Nobody does.
Sam: Hey, do you know a- a redhead and a blonde and a brunette that drive a white convertible rabbit?
Allen: No, but I'm looking forward to meeting them.
Sam: Well, I'm trying to see if I can track 'em down.
Allen: [To Emerald] I like that dress. Hi.
Emerald: Hi. Thanks, Allen. [Looks across party] Oh, my god. Take a look. Isn't that Millicent Sevence?
Allen: I think it is.
Emerald: What is she doing here? Isn't her Dad kidnapped or something?
Allen: Oh, that's not a very classy move.
Sam: Well, it's hard to know what a- what a person might do when they're in pain.
Bride: I'm doing a secret solo show at Hollywood Forever if you want to come.
Allen: Yes, I'd love to.
Bride: [Hands out cookies] This is your ticket. Do not eat or break it. If it's missing anything, even a crumb, they won't let you in.
Allen: Thank you.
Emerald: [Her phone chimes and she checks it] Oh my god, looks like they found Millicent's dad.
Sam: Hmm, really?!
Emerald: His body was burned or something.
Allen: He's dead?
Emerald: Yeah
Sam: Does she know?
[Friend whispers in Millicent's ear who becomes visibly upset and walks to the elevator]