Weasel
Wade! I heard what happened with the convoy–[Walks in and sees Deadpool with Blind Al; gives a loud shout of shock]...why wouldn't you cover that up?
Deadpool
A true warrior has nothing to be ashamed of.
Weasel
Yeah, but you do. I mean, look at you; you're just straight up shirt-cocking it toddler-style?
Deadpool
Oh, yeah. Full Winnie the Pooh.
What the hell's happening? Describe it.
Deadpool
I wouldn't ask him to do that if I were you-
Weasel
It's like, um...
Deadpool
Here we go.
Weasel
It's like he was giving birth anally, but they quit halfway through. They got the legs out and they said, "You know what? I'm done."
Deadpool
Happy?
Weasel
He's like a Muppet from the waist down, but this time, you can see the Muppet's dick. Grover's got a ****-
Dopinder
Sorry, I'm late. I had to take care of the inventory–[Sees Deadpool] Aaaaahhhh! Oh, no, no, no, DP, not again.
Weasel
This has happened before? [Dopinder starts to gag] Jesus, either vomit or don't. The indecision is killing me.
Why couldn't God take my hearing?
