Dazed and Confused quotes

76 total quotes

Benny O'Donnell
David Wooderson
Don Dawson
Fred O'Bannion

Mike Newhouse
Multiple Characters
Randall "Pink" Floyd
Ron Slater

View Quote Alright, alright, alright.

View Quote Hey, hey, hey, hey, watch the leather, man!

View Quote Mmm... bowling ball. Bowling ball. Yeah throw it. ****, sissy, pussy, freshman.

View Quote Darla: What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch.

View Quote [To Mitch Kramer, who's pitching in a baseball game] Hope you've got more than a jock strap on under there, ya little rat!

View Quote Mike: I'm just sayin', if we're gonna go out, if we're gonna drive around, we should just do something.
Cynthia: Yeah, you know, you're right, man. I'm just gonna, you know, get drunk, maybe get laid or start a fight...
Mike: I'm serious, man. We should be up for anything.

View Quote Darla: Lick me, all of you.

View Quote [looking over Austin, Texas] Would you look at this ****ing town, man? It's dead. Imagine how many people out there are ****in' right now man, just goin' at it.

View Quote Jodi: What are we having social hour over here? [aside] I'm supposed to be being a bitch.

View Quote I love those redheads!

View Quote Im here man...

View Quote Dawson: Did you hear that O'Bannion flunked?
Pink: Yeah, what a dumbshit.

View Quote Marijuana on one. Reefer on two.

View Quote I'm letting you have shotgun. But I want you to know it's because only 'cuz I'm goin' inside.

View Quote I'm just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope.