Dazed and Confused quotes

76 total quotes

Benny O'Donnell
David Wooderson
Don Dawson
Fred O'Bannion

Mike Newhouse
Multiple Characters
Randall "Pink" Floyd
Ron Slater

View Quote O'Bannion: Hey Slater, you ****in' hippie, give me drugs, man.
Slater: Go get some from your mother, man.
O'Bannion: We just bagged your mother.
Slater: Okay, **** you dickhead.

View Quote Wooderson: Say, man, you got a joint?
Mitch: No, not on me, man.
Wooderson: It'd be a lot cooler if you did.

View Quote This first lick I'd like to dedicate to your mother... **** her.

View Quote Pickford: Slater-san, how's it goin'?
Slater: Fixin' to be a lot better, man.

View Quote Vicki. Come on, let's skip out and go get naked. Come on let's go.

View Quote Y'all ready to bust some ass?

View Quote What are you looking at? Huh? I'll kick your ****ing ass, right now! What are you smiling at? Freshman ****! [shoves Mitch] **** all of you! **** you!

View Quote I never get "shotgun".

View Quote You're telling me, I'm being stalked by a Nazi.

View Quote [to Cynthia, after getting his ass kicked by Clint] I got some pretty good hits in there, right? I mean, you wouldn't say I got my ass kicked..right?

View Quote Where you runnin' to? We ain't gonna hurt you..much.

View Quote Slater, papers man.

View Quote Slater: You cool man?
Mitch: Like how?
Slater: [rolling his eyes as he walks away] OK man.
Pink: He was asking if you get high.

View Quote Oh, man, I'm ****in' wasted.

View Quote [after Dawson tackles him, playfully] What the ****, man!