Dazed and Confused quotes

76 total quotes

Benny O'Donnell
David Wooderson
Don Dawson
Fred O'Bannion

Mike Newhouse
Multiple Characters
Randall "Pink" Floyd
Ron Slater

View Quote Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

View Quote ...I wanna dance!

View Quote Hey, man. It's quality, not quantity, alright man?

View Quote George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man.

View Quote I know you..we had geography together, remember?

View Quote Pink: Don, have you ever thought about why we play football? How many times have you gotten laid strictly because you're a football player?
Don: I don't know. A few, probably...
Pink: A few? Well, all I'm saying is that I think we'd do just as good if we were, like, in a band or something...

View Quote Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too.

View Quote Dawson: Hey, "Tubs". Catch. Get outta here.
[tosses a freshman a beer]
Benny: What are you wasting a beer on him for?
Dawson: What? It's not a big deal
O' Bannion: Man, this ****ing sucks! Last ****in' day of school, no ****in' party, no ****in' -- Ah!
[throws a beer out of anger]
Benny: You just wasted another ****in' beer.
O' Bannion: Ah, shut up.

View Quote Tony: "Neo-McCarthyism", I like that.

View Quote If I ever begin to refer to these as the "best years of my life", remind me to kill myself.

View Quote Yeah, well, listen. You ought to ditch the two geeks you're in the car with now and get in with us. But that's alright, we'll worry about that later. I will see you there. All right?

View Quote Hey, Coach Conrad! Remember me? Second period? Gym class?

View Quote Tony: So, you're not gonna go to law school? What do you wanna do then?
Mike: I wanna dance!

View Quote It's seems what everybody in this car needs is some good ol' worthwhile visceral experience.

View Quote Cynthia: I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor, insignificant preamble to somethin' else.